LITTLE COMEDY CLUB.......TIDBITS AND MORE RESCUER

Here are a few funnies from the last couple of weeks:


A conversation between G and B on one of our many rides in the car:

B: Hey, G? Are there dinosaurs in the forest?


G: No, B. Dinosaurs don't exist anymore. They're extinct.

B: Eeewww.....P.U.!!!! They stink???


G asked, "How can Aunt Courtney and you be sisters? You don’t live together and you're grown-ups?"


G got on the phone yesterday to call his imaginary friend, Rescuer. As it turns out, Rescuer wants G to go on a date with one of his girlfriends, and wonders which one G wants. G paces the floor (as he always does when he’s on the phone), and can’t decide if it’s going to be Carlee, Eliza, or Allison, or maybe McKenna. He decides that Eliza and McKenna are too young, and it must be one of the older girls. I told G that I need to talk to Rescuer the next time he calls to inform him that G will not be going on a date until he is 27.

~Betina




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11 comments:

Perspective Parenting said...

Kids are awesome, huh? Over the weekend, my daughter, age 8, asked my son, age 5, if he knew what the underground railroad was. He said "the subway." not bad :)

Nekky said...

At times I wish I could read my kids minds and know where those thoughts are coming from. I always pretends to be sleeping when both of them are playing and you don't want to hear what they say. They always crack my ribs.

Small Kucing said...

LOL...they do say the darness thing

Spilled Milkshake said...

Kids are so funny!

And, yes, I remember when you used to check those yes or no boxes to go out with someone. Just yesterday I was listening to that "check yes or no" country song, too!

Frugal in WV said...

Too cute :) Both my boys are always saying things that make me laugh out loud!

Mommy LaDy Club said...

I didn't know there is a country song for checking the box!

mrsmomx6 said...

OMG...LOL...I soooo wish I could turn this into a blog post!

Sharon

spanish4kiddos said...

So funny. I'd probably say the same thing to my daughter but it would be until she turns 30 or never. She might not like that when she turns old enough to date, which is never :)

Kristina said...

Very cute! Kids always say the funniest things:)
Thanks for sharing,
Kristina :)

Anne @ Green Eggs and Moms said...

That's really funny and I love these types of conversations. I linked up a post that's not entirely based on a conversation but it does have a funny exchange between my son and I (at least funny for me).

Sarah @ made in usa challenge said...

How sweet. I can't wait to see what kind of things come out of my toddler's mouth!