Betina: Monster, you haven't even touched your dinner!
Monster: Ok, mama (immediately putting her hands on her food and looking at me as if to say, "Alright, I touched it!")
Monster to Carpet Guy: My mom has bras, but we don't. Do you have a bra?
Carpet Guy: Well, maybe I should. (Ha!)
Monster: I like fish in my hand, but not in my mouth. (I couldn't agree more, by the way.)
Betina: What should we do tomorrow, Monster?
Monster: Re-decorate the house.
~Betina
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8 comments:
She cracks me up! I would just be laughing all day, egging her on. It's so funny where they get this stuff;)!
Court
That's so cute!!! I love three-year-olds. I hope you didn't make her eat the dinner after she went to the effort of touching it. :)
Hehehe, kids say the darndest things!
Hysterical! I love hearing all the funny things people's kids say!
Lisa
P.S. Thanks for linking up to the Getting to Know You Blog Hop
So cute! My son has been playing with an over the door hanger thingy (safe, I know) and he keeps walking around asking if I know where his hooker is. This morning he came in yelling, "I found my hooker mumma!!!" I hate to say it, but I was happy for him. I'm a new follower from the GTKY Blog Hop.
Kim
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Did you ask what new decor she wanted? You might (not) want to know her style!
Funny Beth.
Kim, that is hilarious!!
Kim, hysterical!! Beth, I totally should have asked her what decor. For the girl who refuses to wear any clothes, I'd be a little worried. :)
Betina
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